狗不会哭。
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
狗喜欢你到家来玩的朋友。
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
狗不在乎你是否用了它的香波。
Dogs think you sing great.
狗认为你的歌唱得很不错。
A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.
狗喜欢洗得很快。
Dogs don't expect you to call them when you 're running late.
狗不会要求你晚回家时要打电话。
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
你回家很晚，狗对你就越热情。
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
狗会原谅你同其他狗的嬉戏。
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
狗不会在意你用另一只狗的名字叫它。
Dogs are excited by rough play.
狗更喜欢粗鲁点的游戏。
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
狗不会在意你将它的后代送人。
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
狗认为放屁是件有趣的事儿。
Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.
狗欣赏体毛。
Anyone can get a good looking dog.
任何人都可以拥有漂亮的狗。
If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
如果某只狗打扮得很华丽，其它的狗也不会疾恨。
Dogs don't shop.
狗不会逛商店。
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
狗喜欢你在地板上丢东西。
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
在一个月内，狗的情绪不会反复无常。
Dogs never need to examine the relattionship.
狗不需要你去证明什么关系。
A dog's parents never come to visit.
狗的父母不回来探亲
Dogs love long car trips.
狗喜欢在车里长途旅行。
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for direction.
狗知道本能比问路更有用。
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
当狗年老体弱，只知道向你狂咬的时候，你可以开枪打死它。
Dogs like beer.
狗喜欢啤酒。
No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.
狗成年后体重不会增加上百磅。
Dogs never criticize.
狗不会吹毛求疵。
Dogs agree that you have to raise you voice to get your point across.
狗会同意在争论时可以提高嗓门。
Dogs never expect gifts.
狗从来不会企盼礼物。
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
将狗栓在家里是合法的。
Dogs don't worry about germs.
狗不会讨厌细菌。
Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.
狗不想知道你以前有没有其它的狗。
Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to you wallet, desk or sock drower.
狗喜欢到户外去调查，而不是对你的钱包或者书桌什么的感兴趣。
Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.
狗不会让杂志上的文章左右自己的生活。
Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.
狗更喜欢你给它买的火腿汉堡而不是龙虾大餐。
You never have to wait for a dog, theyVre ready 24 hours a day.
你永远用不着为狗而等待，因为它们一天24小时都呆在家里。
Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
狗不需要鲜花、贺卡、珠宝什么的。
Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
狗不会借用你的衬衫。
Dogs never want a foot rub.
狗不会让你给它擦脚。
Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
狗喜欢你在公共场合的亲昵。
Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.
狗觉得你喝醉的样子很有趣。
Dogs can't talk.
狗不会唠唠叨叨。
Dogs aren't catty.
狗不会那么阴险。
Dogs seldom outlive you.
狗不会比你更长寿。
狗不理你
